Bobby Kennedy Pops a Zyn in the Middle of Senate Confirmation Hearing

Patriots are getting Zyn-pilled

At first I was like, “Let’s all freebase red pills to get as free and based as possible.”

Then I was like, “Let’s all freebase Zyn packets to get as healthy and jacked as Robert F Kennedy Jr.”

Under the new “Awake not Woke” era of Patriot Donald Trump, Zyn has quickly emerged as the Red Pill virtue signal/token of choice for all alpha chad truth warriors.

Previously: ZYN-dicated! Trump Frees Zyn, Secures FDA Authorization

In line with all of this nicotine and glory, Health and Human Services nominee Bobby Kennedy this week took a moment during his Senate confirmation hearing to subtly pop a Wintergreen Zyn pouch into his mouth.

(I love the guy but everyone knows Cinnamon is the Master Flavor of choice. But this is picayunish.)

Um… “Hypocrite”? Really Nicole?

Who do you think is healthier? You? Or Patriot Bobby Kennedy?

Let’s google it.

Here’s you:

Reading those logos, I see you are a radiologist (a decent basis for speaking out on health) and you’re a contributor to Fox News (more questionable bona fides frankly).

Here’s your wiki:

Oh you promote mammograms?

Aren’t their like risks with those?

SMH.

Even the Komen shills (pinkwashing charlatans who will co-brand with anything, including toxic breakfast cereal, in order to rake in more guilt bucks from clueless consumers) admit that mammograms increase the risk of breast cancer.

Considering all the relentless lies we’ve all heard the past five years from so-called health orgs about how to be safe and healthy, I tend to assume these people are exaggerating the benefits of their services and underplaying the risks.

Another person who feels that way is…Bobby Kennedy.

How is he doing since undertaking his daily Zyn freebasing regime?

Let’s see!

Case closed!

Zyn is based. It’s red-pilled. It’s super healthy. And it helps this particular septuagenarian keep himself in remarkable trim for a man his age (or any age frankly).

Woke clowns and bluepilled bluehairs will keep hating on Zyn but it will just keep getting more and more popular.